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X-COM:Turcocalypse at 09:38, 16 October 2008

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	The one and only Turk to have entered the X-Com service during the first Alien War,and to have survived all along.Recruited solely by accident when he chucked an Alien grenade point blank on a [[Sectopod]],thinking the sectoid near the [[Sectopod]] threw him a stone,since it is a tradition to welcome aliens arriving in Turkey with throwing a stone on their foreheads,thus saving a whole squad in a terror mission at Ankara,Turkey.Literally shitting his pants with the truth that "We are NOT alone" but also "They want our ~~asses~~ too",he had no choice but to stick together in drills.X-Com commanders sent him mostly as cannon fodder,but as a sign of purest luck,this particular fodder seemed to "burst the cannon open".One of his oddities were to confuse "[[Sectoid]]" with "[[Sectopod]]",which made enough trouble during the conversation leading to his recruitment,not to mention he nearly got eviscerated when he thought he was going to do some "fish gutting",which became a butt of jokes among Veterans:		The one and only Turk to have entered the X-Com service during the first Alien War,and to have survived all along.Recruited solely by accident when he chucked an Alien grenade point blank on a [[Sectopod]],thinking the sectoid near the [[Sectopod]] threw him a stone,since it is a tradition to welcome aliens arriving in Turkey with throwing a stone on their foreheads,thus saving a whole squad in a terror mission at Ankara,Turkey.Literally shitting his pants with the truth that "We are NOT alone" but also "They want our anime,tuna fish and video games too",he had no choice but to stick together in drills.X-Com commanders sent him mostly as cannon fodder,but as a sign of purest luck,this particular fodder seemed to "burst the cannon open".One of his oddities were to confuse "[[Sectoid]]" with "[[Sectopod]]",which made enough trouble during the conversation leading to his recruitment,not to mention he nearly got eviscerated when he thought he was going to do some "fish gutting",which became a butt of jokes among Veterans:

	"Waaaaagh!Cyber Sectoids!Organic Sectopods!HELP!"		"Waaaaagh!Cyber Sectoids!Organic Sectopods!HELP!"

X-COM:Turcocalypse at 09:38, 16 October 2008

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	*'''Name :''' ~~Can T.~~		*'''Name :''' [now classified]

	*'''Race :''' Homo Sapiens,bio-enhanced,cryo-revived,and cyber implanted.Actually it should be homo technetis~~.White Caucasian~~.		*'''Race :''' Homo Sapiens,bio-enhanced,cryo-revived,and cyber implanted.Actually it should be homo technetis.

	*'''Weight :''' 87 kg (Without armor)		*'''Weight :''' 87 kg (Without armor)

	*'''Blood Group :''' B+		*'''Blood Group :''' 0+

	*'''Age :''' 20 (Cryo-Revived during the Second and Third Alien war)		*'''Age :''' 20 (Cryo-Revived during the Second and Third Alien war)

X-COM:Turcocalypse at 19:48, 26 April 2006

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	*'''Name:''' Can T.		*'''Name :''' Can T.

			*'''Race :''' Homo Sapiens,bio-enhanced,cryo-revived,and cyber implanted.Actually it should be homo technetis.White Caucasian.

	*'''Weight :''' 87 kg (Without armor)		*'''Weight :''' 87 kg (Without armor)

X-COM:Turcocalypse at 19:22, 26 April 2006

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	The one and only Turk to have entered the X-Com service during the first Alien War,and to have survived all along.Recruited solely by accident when he chucked an Alien grenade point blank on a [[Sectopod]],thinking the sectoid near the [[Sectopod]] threw him a stone,saving a whole squad in a terror mission at Ankara,Turkey.Literally shitting his pants with the truth that "We are NOT alone" but also "They want our asses too",he had no choice but to stick together in drills.X-Com commanders sent him mostly as cannon fodder,but as a sign of purest luck,this particular fodder seemed to "burst the cannon open".One of his oddities were to confuse "[[Sectoid]]" with "[[Sectopod]]",which made enough trouble during the conversation leading to his recruitment,not to mention he nearly got eviscerated when he thought he was going to do some "fish gutting",which became a butt of jokes among Veterans:		The one and only Turk to have entered the X-Com service during the first Alien War,and to have survived all along.Recruited solely by accident when he chucked an Alien grenade point blank on a [[Sectopod]],thinking the sectoid near the [[Sectopod]] threw him a stone,since it is a tradition to welcome aliens arriving in Turkey with throwing a stone on their foreheads,thus saving a whole squad in a terror mission at Ankara,Turkey.Literally shitting his pants with the truth that "We are NOT alone" but also "They want our asses too",he had no choice but to stick together in drills.X-Com commanders sent him mostly as cannon fodder,but as a sign of purest luck,this particular fodder seemed to "burst the cannon open".One of his oddities were to confuse "[[Sectoid]]" with "[[Sectopod]]",which made enough trouble during the conversation leading to his recruitment,not to mention he nearly got eviscerated when he thought he was going to do some "fish gutting",which became a butt of jokes among Veterans:

	"Waaaaagh!Cyber Sectoids!Organic Sectopods!HELP!"		"Waaaaagh!Cyber Sectoids!Organic Sectopods!HELP!"

			Favorite Weapon(s) : Auto-Cannon with incendiary rounds.Destructive Guarantee of ONE HALF OF A CENTURY all three Alien Wars.Has taken interest in Devastator Cannon.Guns?The bigger the better.

			Worst weapons : Mines.Worthless,ambush-setting stuff.Fire,kill and forget,thats what I say.

X-COM:Turcocalypse at 09:30, 16 April 2006

2006-04-16T09:30:24Z

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	The one and only Turk to have entered the X-Com service during the first Alien War,and to have survived all along.Recruited solely by accident when he chucked an Alien grenade point blank on a [[Sectopod]],thinking the sectoid near the [[Sectopod]] threw him a stone,saving a whole squad in a terror mission at Ankara,Turkey.Literally shitting his pants with the truth that "We are NOT alone" but also "They want our asses too",he had no choice but to stick together in drills.X-Com commanders sent him mostly as cannon fodder,but as a sign of purest luck,this particular fodder seemed to "burst the cannon open".One of his oddities were to confuse "Sectoid" with "Sectopod",which made enough trouble during the conversation leading to his recruitment,not to mention he nearly got eviscerated when he thought he was going to do some "fish gutting",which became a butt of jokes among Veterans:		The one and only Turk to have entered the X-Com service during the first Alien War,and to have survived all along.Recruited solely by accident when he chucked an Alien grenade point blank on a [[Sectopod]],thinking the sectoid near the [[Sectopod]] threw him a stone,saving a whole squad in a terror mission at Ankara,Turkey.Literally shitting his pants with the truth that "We are NOT alone" but also "They want our asses too",he had no choice but to stick together in drills.X-Com commanders sent him mostly as cannon fodder,but as a sign of purest luck,this particular fodder seemed to "burst the cannon open".One of his oddities were to confuse "[[Sectoid]]" with "[[Sectopod]]",which made enough trouble during the conversation leading to his recruitment,not to mention he nearly got eviscerated when he thought he was going to do some "fish gutting",which became a butt of jokes among Veterans:

	"Waaaaagh!Cyber Sectoids!Organic Sectopods!HELP!"		"Waaaaagh!Cyber Sectoids!Organic Sectopods!HELP!"

X-COM:Turcocalypse at 09:27, 16 April 2006

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	The one and only Turk to have entered the X-Com service during the first Alien War,and to have survived all along.Recruited solely by accident when he chucked an Alien grenade point blank on a [[Sectopod]],thinking the sectoid near the [[Sectopod]] threw him a stone,saving a whole squad in a terror mission at Ankara,Turkey.Literally shitting his pants with the truth that "We are NOT alone" but also "They want our asses too",he had no choice but to stick together in drills.X-Com commanders sent him mostly as cannon fodder,but as a sign of purest luck,this particular fodder seemed to "burst the cannon open".One of his oddities were to confuse "Sectoid" with "Sectopod",which made enough trouble during the conversation leading to his recruitment.		The one and only Turk to have entered the X-Com service during the first Alien War,and to have survived all along.Recruited solely by accident when he chucked an Alien grenade point blank on a [[Sectopod]],thinking the sectoid near the [[Sectopod]] threw him a stone,saving a whole squad in a terror mission at Ankara,Turkey.Literally shitting his pants with the truth that "We are NOT alone" but also "They want our asses too",he had no choice but to stick together in drills.X-Com commanders sent him mostly as cannon fodder,but as a sign of purest luck,this particular fodder seemed to "burst the cannon open".One of his oddities were to confuse "Sectoid" with "Sectopod",which made enough trouble during the conversation leading to his recruitment,not to mention he nearly got eviscerated when he thought he was going to do some "fish gutting",which became a butt of jokes among Veterans:

			"Waaaaagh!Cyber Sectoids!Organic Sectopods!HELP!"

X-COM:Turcocalypse at 22:53, 15 April 2006

2006-04-15T22:53:19Z

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	The one and only Turk to have entered the X-Com service during the first Alien War,and to have survived all along.Recruited solely by accident when he chucked an Alien grenade point blank on a [[Sectopod]],thinking the sectoid near the [[Sectopod]] threw him a stone,saving a whole squad in a terror mission at Ankara,Turkey.Literally shitting his pants with the truth that "We are NOT alone" but also "They want our asses too",he had no choice but to stick together in drills.X-Com commanders sent him mostly as cannon fodder,but as a sign of purest luck,this particular fodder seemed to "burst the cannon open".One of his oddities were to confuse "Sectoid" with "Sectopod"		The one and only Turk to have entered the X-Com service during the first Alien War,and to have survived all along.Recruited solely by accident when he chucked an Alien grenade point blank on a [[Sectopod]],thinking the sectoid near the [[Sectopod]] threw him a stone,saving a whole squad in a terror mission at Ankara,Turkey.Literally shitting his pants with the truth that "We are NOT alone" but also "They want our asses too",he had no choice but to stick together in drills.X-Com commanders sent him mostly as cannon fodder,but as a sign of purest luck,this particular fodder seemed to "burst the cannon open".One of his oddities were to confuse "Sectoid" with "Sectopod",which made enough trouble during the conversation leading to his recruitment.

X-COM:Turcocalypse at 21:21, 15 April 2006

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	*'''Age :''' 20 (Cryo-Revived during the Second and Third Alien war)		*'''Age :''' 20 (Cryo-Revived during the Second and Third Alien war)

	The one and only Turk to have entered the X-Com service during the first Alien War,and to have survived all along.Recruited solely by accident when he chucked an Alien grenade point blank on a [[Sectopod]],thinking the sectoid near the [[Sectopod]] threw him a stone,saving a whole squad in a terror mission at Ankara,Turkey.Literally shitting his pants with the truth that "We are NOT alone" but also "They want our asses too",he had no choice but to stick together in drills.X-Com commanders sent him mostly as cannon fodder,but as a sign of purest luck,this particular fodder seemed to "burst the cannon open".One of his oddities were to confuse "Sectoid" with "Sectopod"

			The one and only Turk to have entered the X-Com service during the first Alien War,and to have survived all along.Recruited solely by accident when he chucked an Alien grenade point blank on a [[Sectopod]],thinking the sectoid near the [[Sectopod]] threw him a stone,saving a whole squad in a terror mission at Ankara,Turkey.Literally shitting his pants with the truth that "We are NOT alone" but also "They want our asses too",he had no choice but to stick together in drills.X-Com commanders sent him mostly as cannon fodder,but as a sign of purest luck,this particular fodder seemed to "burst the cannon open".One of his oddities were to confuse "Sectoid" with "Sectopod"

X-COM:Turcocalypse at 21:21, 15 April 2006

2006-04-15T21:21:08Z

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*'''Name:''' Can T.

*'''Weight :''' 87 kg (Without armor)

*'''Blood Group :''' B+

*'''Age :''' 20 (Cryo-Revived during the Second and Third Alien war)

The one and only Turk to have entered the X-Com service during the first Alien War,and to have survived all along.Recruited solely by accident when he chucked an Alien grenade point blank on a [[Sectopod]],thinking the sectoid near the [[Sectopod]] threw him a stone,saving a whole squad in a terror mission at Ankara,Turkey.Literally shitting his pants with the truth that "We are NOT alone" but also "They want our asses too",he had no choice but to stick together in drills.X-Com commanders sent him mostly as cannon fodder,but as a sign of purest luck,this particular fodder seemed to "burst the cannon open".One of his oddities were to confuse "Sectoid" with "Sectopod"