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== Bootypedia Entry: "A Scientific Report"==

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"Oi Cap'n, here you see the fabled Science Lab of old! No touching stuff! It'll bite you! We can discover ancient and new secrets for you - all you need is to give us Brainers an order!<br>

SPRING CLEANING: Lotsa dis stuff in here doesn't make sense and covered up in debris. Might as well clean it up real nice and see what stuff we can find.<br>

OUR ABILITIES: We know us Gals have awesome abilities, but don't know much specifics. We could run some... experiments on our Gals to learn more. Best not to watch. Or do, if'n ya like, Cap'n. Dis may lead to designin' some Gal-specific equipments.<br>

BASIC BULLET MANUFACTURING: Bein' piratez don't mean we ain't competi... competa... capable, us Brainers can show them Runts how to make bullets for rare weapons like Manstopper or Blunderbuss.<br>

FLINTLOCKS AND BOMBS: If'n bullets ain't enough, Cap'n, we could figure out how ta cobble some booms and bangs together so ya don't have ta scour the Black Market for 'em all the time."